Why Ban Books?
From the group Library Enthusiasts —-
20 Reasons Books Were Banned
- Harry Potter – Banned for “promoting witchcraft.” Guess we should ban Halloween too?
- The Lorax – Removed for being “anti-logging.” Trees have feelings, apparently.
- Charlotte’s Web – Banned because talking animals were deemed “unnatural.” Seriously?
- Green Eggs and Ham – Accused of promoting “homosexual seduction.” …How?!
- Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Banned in China because animals shouldn’t talk like humans.
- Winnie the Pooh – Censored in Poland because Pooh doesn’t wear pants. Neither does Donald Duck!
- Where’s Waldo? – Banned because one beach scene had a tiny cartoon woman in a bikini.
- The Diary of Anne Frank – Challenged for being “too depressing.” Yeah, history is depressing.
- Fahrenheit 451 – A book about banning books… was banned. The irony is painful.
- James and the Giant Peach – Banned for “encouraging disobedience.” Kids, no peaches for you.
- Little Red Riding Hood – Banned because she carried wine in her basket. What about grandma?!
- Captain Underpants – Pulled from schools for “encouraging disrespect.” Also, underwear is offensive now.
- Twilight – Challenged for “promoting vampirism.” Somebody tell Dracula he’s not real.
- Of Mice and Men – Banned for “bad language.” If they read modern rap lyrics, they’d faint.
- The Giving Tree – Removed because it supposedly “teaches toxic relationships.” Even trees can’t win.
- The Great Gatsby – Banned for being too wild. That’s the whole point of the book!
- Hop on Pop – Challenged for “encouraging violence against fathers.” Yep, a Dr. Seuss book.
- Moby-Dick – Banned for having conflicting philosophies. Imagine banning a book for making you think.
- The Grapes of Wrath – Removed for being too critical of the rich. Can’t upset the 1%, right?
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Challenged for promoting slavery… because of the Oompa Loompas.
—- and yes, I am aware of the Scripture that says “of the making of many books there is no end“
—- do you think banning books protects anyone or proves the point of Fahrenheit 451?
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